What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid-gold baby? Maybe we'll never know. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
There were all us baby boomers who had a grammar school education, started to learn, then went on the pill, the whole… — Julie Walters Copy Share Image
I have a baby in the house, for any parent it is challenging knowing that you have to find different solutions daily,… — Emma Hayes Copy Share Image
We're just not ready for the retirement of the Baby Boomers. And we'd better prepare for that. — Paul Ryan Copy Share Image
Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart. — Jeremiah Copy Share Image
I would love to tell you that I don't worry about losing the weight after the baby is born, but I do… — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
If you are lying down to give birth, gravity is not helping you. You know, you stand up and, you know, a… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The civil rights situation is like a pregnancy. It will get worse, I believe, before it gets better. What the usual pregnancy… — Gwendolyn Brooks Copy Share Image
Baby," she says in a harsh whisper, "in this world, lots of people will try to grind you down. They need you… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
If I talk about the bad old days of crystal meth for too long, I start getting like, "Oh...speed...that was delicious..." But… — Michelle Tea Copy Share Image
I was going to France to do my masters and my Ph.D., but I didn't know how to say, 'bonjour.' You really… — Zeresenay Alemseged Copy Share Image
Naming a baby is an act of poetry, for many people the only creative moment of their lives. — Richard Eyre Copy Share Image
Thinking about women who can't have their own baby, even the first baby, I'm really lucky. — Bethenny Frankel Copy Share Image
Giving the cat a name, like marriage, is not an easy thing. Soon I experienced the selection of name for a baby,… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
The only one that's appeared in my dreams is the one from Aliens. H.R. Giger's version of that Necronom was almost like… — Lance Henriksen Copy Share Image
I was never one of those little girls who played with baby dolls and picked names for her firstborn. I was playing… — Jane Fallon Copy Share Image
My view is different from this, only to the extent that if a decision is taken, by the parents and doctors, that… — Peter Singer Copy Share Image
Why must the woman apologize for not having a baby just because she happened to get pregnant? It's as if we think… — Katha Pollitt Copy Share Image
So don't get me wrong, I love my songs, and I still love hearing them. That's history, baby. — Ronnie Spector Copy Share Image
The baby, assailed by eyes, ears, nose, skin, and entrails at once, feels it all as one great blooming, buzzing confusion. — William James Copy Share Image
Hip-hop is all about impact, baby. You can sell records, you can be two-times platinum, you can be gold... but if you… — Wale Copy Share Image
Time to move on, time to get going. What lies ahead I have no way of knowing. But under my feet, baby,… — Tom Petty Copy Share Image
Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn. — John Updike Copy Share Image