Next to fat babies, midgets are my favorite things to hold. I love them so much, and I want to help them… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
If the baby is sick, you won't find me showing up to play my gigs. If I have a contract, there is… — Phoebe Snow Copy Share Image
If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless. — Crystal Eastman Copy Share Image
Society does not need more children; but it does need more loved children. Quite literally, we cannot afford unloved children - but… — Garrett Hardin Copy Share Image
Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby. "Is this yours?" she asked "probably" said Paddy… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm… — Kevin James Copy Share Image
Given Freudian assumptions about the nature of children and the biological predestination of mothers, it is unthinkable for mothers voluntarily to leave… — Sandra Scarr Copy Share Image
“Like it or not, there are people who are capable to love genuinely and kill brutally. The amazing thing about that, few… — Toba Beta [Betelgeuse Incident Copy Share Image
This seems counterintuitive, but turns out that as infant mortality is reduced, population sizes also decrease, because parents don't need to anticipate… — Jane Chen Copy Share Image
Sometimes writing a novel is not unlike having a baby. You'd have to ask a female novelist to compare the pain. — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. Think of the capacity to learn! The freshness, the… — May Sarton Copy Share Image
But war's a game, which, were their subjects wise, Kings should not play at. Nations would do well To extort their truncheons… — William Cowper Copy Share Image
Lord Macon deposited his wife into a chair and then knelt next to her, clutching one of her hands. "Tell me truthfully… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
Said 2,000 years of Christian history, baby And you ain't learned to love me yet? — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
Set aside predictable, regular times to give full attention without being distracted by other concerns while also creating a safe, familiar place… — Magda Gerber Copy Share Image
I knew it!" He pumps a fist into the air. "You've fallen in love with me. You want to have my babies.… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
I'd heard about people having miscarriages when they were trying for babies, but my situation was very different. What happens if you… — Laura Whitmore Copy Share Image
I have the most lovely, healthy bouncing baby, she was all very compact and the right size. — Anna Friel Copy Share Image
Some of you young folks been saying to me, "Hey Pops, what you mean 'What a wonderful world'? How about all them… — Louis Armstrong Copy Share Image
Please let him come, and give me the resilience & guts to make him respect me, be interested, and not to throw… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
There's no denying it: I was a crappy baby who failed his way into this world, and I've been making the best… — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!" — George Carlin Copy Share Image
