Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For black people, being around white people is sometimes like taking care of babies you don't like. — Hilton Als Copy Share Image
A world where everything was easy would be a nursery for babies, but not at all a fit place for men. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
I'm curious to know how many newborn babies will be named Jeremih after my second album. — Jeremih Copy Share Image
Babies are like innocent, little drunk people, pissing and shitting and puking wherever the fuck they want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are newborn babies dropped off at church doorsteps with more operating instructions than what they’re giving us.” — Gene Kim Copy Share Image
“Go on, glare your eyes at me, and cry and plead, and talk to me about money and what it can buy.… — V.C. Andrews Copy Share Image
I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“He looked nearly inconspicuous, a handsome man in faded Levi’s and tennis shoes. A Yankees baseball cap covered his dark hair, the… — Shelby Reed Copy Share Image
“It was humanity's ability to heal so quickly, by means of babies, which encouraged so many people to think of explosions as… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Don't stand unmoving outside the door of a crying baby whose only desire is to touch you. Go to your baby. Go… — Peggy O'Mara Copy Share Image
“The first music I ever heard was only one hundred and sixty days after I was conceived. Da dum Da dum Da… — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Where do babies come from? Don't bother asking adults. They lie like pigs. However, diligent independent research and hours of playground consultation… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
“There are those wonderful moments of clarity in life when one is reminded how irreparably flawed we humans are. Once, when I… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Look at Michelle Obama. Everyone keeps making a big deal about her arms being exposed, but don't get it twisted: her arms… — LaTanya Richardson Copy Share Image
Wine's terrible for babies." Dorian swept into the sitting room to join me, elegantly arranging himself on a love seat that displayed… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, 'What are… — Stephen Wright Copy Share Image
It seems like, to me, somewhere between 30 and 35 is a really, really good time to turn your eggs into babies. — Gail Sheehy Copy Share Image
“Let your child be the torch of truth and they shall shine over the entirety of the human society brightening even the… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“I'm pretty sure when babies are born in Oregon, they leave the hospital with birth certificates- and teeny-tiny sleeping bags.” — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
I feel for all the parents whose babies just keep waking up for years. My heart and back go out to you… — Constance Marie Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with that show 'Call The Midwife'. Although I had to take a break at a certain point in my pregnancy… — Lennon Parham Copy Share Image
“I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Here's a thought... why don't you go fuck yourself, that way you don't have to worry about anymore babies you aren't going… — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
I've always been a true believer that if men had babies, nobody would be trying to tell them what they can and… — Scott Ian Copy Share Image
The needs of babies and toddlers were constant and drained the life out my sense of self and my family's relationship with… — Mika Brzezinski Copy Share Image
A mother's body remembers her babies-the folds of soft flesh, the softly furred scalp against her nose. Each child has it's own… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
I am the fourth of five children, and I can't remember a time with no babies in the house. — Suzi Quatro Copy Share Image
I've noticed that since I've been pregnant I see babies everywhere. I love talking to them. I never used to really like… — Evelyn Ashford Copy Share Image
Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this.… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Some people aren't great with babies, or they're not great with a smaller child - it's not that they're bad mothers. — Cara Buono Copy Share Image
“you like babies, don't you? he asked... I have a marginally higher opinion of them than Herod, she said.” — Jill McGown Copy Share Image
What has kept me focused were my kids. My biggest focus is just making sure I'm good to my babies. — Lil Rel Howery Copy Share Image
“FEW CAN IGNORE A BABY'S CRIES, EVEN IF THE RESPONSE IS IRRITATION. THIS IS ONE OF THE BUILT IN SAFEGUARDS THAT IS… — Jenny Holzer Copy Share Image
Boys in bands are more difficult to deal with than one-year-old babies. I've been one of them, and I am one of… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
The babies are amazing ... They begin each day all warm and sleepy, smelling of promise. — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
To suggest that you can't be both a mother who is completely in love with her babies, and a professional who is… — Nancy Grace Copy Share Image
Children and babies should be held in the most sacred regard. We feel that they're the most natural and true magicians. — Zeena Schreck Copy Share Image
Yes, I'm a nice man and I enjoy babies. I'm a sensitive guy. I held a baby the other day and it… — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
The fact is safe co-sleeping is not difficult. The notion of babies being smothered is simply not true. And the benefits of… — Mayim Bialik Copy Share Image
