“You know, because women be peeing themselves after they have babies.” — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
I grew up with babies, so babies have never been particularly intimidating to me. — Carrie Coon Copy Share Image
Because of the movies nobody will believe that it was babies who fought the war. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
There are moments when you love babies, and you're like, "God, they are the reason why we exist." Then they start crying,… — Zac Efron Copy Share Image
“Outside of having kids, getting tattooed is one of the worst mistakes a person can make, yet somehow (much like having kids)… — Aviva Yael Copy Share Image
Often, women who lose babies are blamed for the loss of those children and are ostracised. — Jane Chen Copy Share Image
I love babies. I also have this very deep desire to become a mother. I always thought that motherhood was my highest… — Zazie Beetz Copy Share Image
I think the reason why babies sleep so much is because it's God's way of letting us make it up early for… — Laura S Copy Share Image
I do believe babies are born potty-trained. They're born knowing and are able to give subtle signals that become very prominent if… — Mayim Bialik Copy Share Image
I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They're OK when they're older; they make you laugh. I think we all think… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights shorter, bank balance smaller, home happier, clothes dirty, the past forgotten, and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A sympathetic parent might see the spark of consciousness in a baby's large eyes and eagerly accept the popular claim that babies… — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
“Not babies perhaps. But I know about young things. Foals, puppies, calves, piglets. Even hunting cats. I know if you want them… — Robin Hobb Copy Share Image
I have a novel that I can write. It's about three soldiers from Somalia. Some babies have been disappearing up on 144th… — Gil Scott-Heron Copy Share Image
I did babysit a little bit when I was young. I prefer babysitting for babies. I always loved babies. I was not… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
I'm realizing that for so much of my life I had an older viewpoint; I saw things as an older person. That's… — John Travolta Copy Share Image
“A small red face ringed in soft black curls looked up at him for one moment, registered that he wasn't the milk-providing… — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I realize that people fly with small children all the time, and that babies are easier in some ways because all they… — Carolyn Hax Copy Share Image
Babies like fat. Like to bury they face up in you armpit and go to sleep. They like big fat legs too.… — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
“Is she a good baby? People would ask me. Well, no, I'd say. That swirl of hair on the back of her… — Jenny Offill Copy Share Image
“The most interesting thing about babies is that they are so enormously interested; the most wonderful thing about them is their infinite… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
Kids are the cutest... but when they grow up so fast and are on there own, you'll regret wishing they weren't little… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know what to say about Jill Marie. The girls on 'Girlfriends' were all my babies. — Jenifer Lewis Copy Share Image
It's sad when I see dudes at the bar that rather drink when I know they have newly born babies. I would… — Chad Garcia Copy Share Image
All babies are incoherent, but they grow up. That is the principle difference between an infant and a poet. — Sharyn McCrumb Copy Share Image
I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“At the end of the day your ability to connect with your readers comes down to how you make them feel.” — Benjamin J. Carey Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those girls that's like, 'I have to be married by the time I'm 35 and I have to… — Cheryl Burke Copy Share Image
ONCE A MOM ALWAYS A MOM... No matter how grown kids are, they will always be your precoius babies in your eyes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“On a slightly unconnected note, I am sorry to report that babies, as a collective species, are largely oblivious to my charms.” — Amruta Patil Copy Share Image
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
“You need a husband and some babies to look after. Otherwise you're going to grow up into a virago...” — Lindsay Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Babies aren't born cruel or filled with sick desire. Evil is not intrinsic. It's fashioned” — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
Like the 'test tube babies' born of in vitro fertilization, cloned children need not be identifiable, much less freaks or outcasts. — Virginia Postrel Copy Share Image
Babies just change everything. You have to become super-selfless and super-tired and super-amenable to change. They just change all the time. — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
“And I notice too often that the most unfeeling of people relieve their shuttered hearts by cooing over babies, who when grown… — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their… — Melanie Brown Copy Share Image
