“Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…" Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then . . . he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD” — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...Dumbledore!” — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!” — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!” — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
