“I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Draco. He was sucking some blood from a Hufflepuff.” — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“Anyway I was in the school nurse’s office now recovering from my slit wrists. Snap and Loopin and HAHRID were there too. They were… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT…" Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!” — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort. Then . . . he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“I went to some classes. Vampire was in the Hair of Magical Magic Creatures. He looked all depressed because Draco had disappeared and he… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he’s in love with… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD” — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!" It was...Dumbledore!” — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“You fucking bustard!” yelled Draco at Vampire. “I want to shit next to her!” — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high… — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
“Voldimort wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!” — Tara Gilesbie Copy Share Image
