“Do you know that the average American contains about two-hundred-thousand usable calories?” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
The average American has 11 jobs in their lifetime, and I've only had one. — Mellody Hobson Copy Share Image
The average American doesn't realize how much of the laws are written by lobbyists. — Eric Schmidt Copy Share Image
Statistics indicate that the average American is a guy named Brian who lives in Ohio. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The average American doesnt realize how much of the laws are written by lobbyists. — Eric Schmidt Copy Share Image
I think I'm probably more typical of the average American who doesn't have a connection to a military community. — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I think the average American, if they go to the workplace, somebody's next to 'em, they're not poking around trying to figure… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“Did you know that the average American spends six months of his or her life waiting for red lights to turn green?” — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
If x is the population of the United States and y is the degree of imbecility of the average American, then democracy… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Used to be, conservatives revered the Average American, that Norman Rockwell oil painting of diner food, humble faith, honest toil, and Capraesque… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
Under the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, the average American family of four will receive a $1,182 tax cut. Imagine what you… — Markwayne Mullin Copy Share Image
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The average American is for the underdog, but only on the condition that he has a chance to win. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
I'm very average American in my taste. Any poll they run, I'm right wherever the average American is. What's it called, the… — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
“The average American child, by age eighteen, is estimated to have seen eighteen thousand murders and two hundred thousand acts of violence… — Richard J. Borden Copy Share Image
The average American of today is intellectually so far removed from his forbears that instead of regarding government with apprehension, he is… — George Reisman Copy Share Image
The average American is just like the child in the family. You give him some responsibility and he is going to amount… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The biggest roadblock to middle-class economic advancement is that governments confiscate more than a third of all family income. Each year the… — Thomas DiLorenzo Copy Share Image
Everybody can't have the life of a normal, average American person in India - they can't. So, it's about egalitarianism. It's about… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
If the 1,990-page House Health Care Bill becomes law, the average American will receive worse health care, American physicians will decline in… — Dennis Prager Copy Share Image
Honestly, the average American spends about 52 minutes a day in commute traffic. And as much as I love driving my car… — Sebastian Thrun Copy Share Image
Used to the conditions of a capitalistic environment, the average American takes it for granted that every year business makes something new… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
According to the Tax Foundation, the average American worker works 127 days of the year just to pay his taxes. That means… — Paul Craig Roberts Copy Share Image
“But that's crazy, " George said. "How can I be the Average American Man? I'm only five foot eight and my name… — Robert Sheckley Copy Share Image
“Used to the conditions of a capitalistic environment, the average American takes it for granted that every year business makes something new… — Ludwig Von Mises Copy Share Image
“The American attachment to intellectual self-reliance described by Tocqueville survived for nearly a century before falling under a series of assaults from… — Thomas M. Nichols Copy Share Image
Every twenty minutes on the Appalachian Trail, Katz and I walked farther than the average American walks in a week. For 93… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“I have said that there is no "average" American. That is due to the circumstance that the people of the United States… — Alexander Berkman Copy Share Image
Today's average American is more apt to rebel against a tennis shoe not coming in the right color than against the slow… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
Actually, if you take the average American, and studies have shown that, he is really concerned only with private affairs; that is… — Erich Fromm Copy Share Image
The average American worker enjoys amenities for which Croesus, Crassus, the Medici, and Louis XIV would have envied him. — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
To the best of my knowledge and belief, the average American newspaper, even of the so-called better sort, is not only quite… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
The average American never loses his sleep about affairs which relate to his society and to our whole country. — Erich Fromm Copy Share Image
Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: 'Are you better off than you were… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
An average American loves his family. If he has any love left over for some other person, he generally selects Mark Twain. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
Our growing, robust economy is able to provide the average American citizen access to the best social program there is - a… — J. D. Hayworth Copy Share Image
“...the stock market is the best wealth-building vehicle that exists today for the average American. Hell, for most if not all Americans!” — Eric Milton Copy Share Image
