“If one more person tells me how big this country is, I’m going to go kick a koala.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Australians are descended from a boatload of English convicts, right? So two hundred years in isolation at the bottom of the planet… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Don’t take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think Australians ever use a couple of words when twenty will do just fine.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I want to kiss my brother for being so tactful. Rabbit looks grateful as well, and I can only imagine what it would be… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“He’s a guy. We’re easy and stupid. Just go bat your eyes at him and beg for forgiveness. It’ll take five minutes…three if you… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Remember that rabbit-proof fencing you told me about? You get that at a hardware store or is it special order?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Did you think your boyfriend was going to stick around and watch you do THAT? If we weren’t related, I would’ve left too. Actually…is… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on her.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Once the principals in their party are seated, with those lower on the totem pole left to grumble and move on to find another… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Yeah, that’s exactly how I feel when I’m around you: confused, but still satisfied.' I freeze, trying to figure out how to cancel it… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“This is from the queen? And you say it’s for a mouse? I’m sorry, sir, but the Pyramid Hotel doesn’t allow any pets except… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I’m good at being vague and unpredictable. It’s sort of a hard habit to break.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Locals. They’ll eventually get out. They’re annoyed. Like when Americans go to the lake. And it’s closed. ‘Cause some kid pooped in the water.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I believe it went like this—and stop me if I’m wrong, Mousey: ‘Listen, we may not be our own continent and everything, but we… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
