“The two girls sit and face each other. One girl will apply makeup to the other’s face, but the trick is that the girl applying the makeup has to do it blindfolded! That’s why it’s important that the makeup be… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: ‘This looks much better on.’ On what? On… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“You: Why did you pick my first name? Your dad: I don’t remember. You: I see. Can you give me an example of something… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“Some people don’t think that women in the military can kill if they get into a fight. I think we can. All the general… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“*When Queen Elizabeth I (1533–1603) found out who had published a nasty pamphlet about her, she had the authors’ right hands cut off. Now… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“The two girls sit and face each other. One girl will apply makeup to the other’s face, but the trick is that the girl… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“Dolphins. They think they’re so cute. Oh, look at me, I’m a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you.” —Chum in… — Bart King Copy Share Image
“No Kidding! Don’t you hate it when a Mean Girl says something mean, and then adds, “Just kidding.” Like that helps!” — Bart King Copy Share Image
