“Wikipedia says I have Antisocial Personality Disorder, which is dumb, because I'm all kids of social--I love society, society is like the ocean to my shark--and I have plenty of personality, and it's only a disorder if it messes up… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“His attempt to manipulate his way into a car ride with me was adorable, in a way, like watching a newborn fawn try to… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“The moral complexities of vampire-human love matches made my head hurt, so I did what I always did when confronted with such a moral… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“I'm trying hard to be content with just knowing I'm better than everyone else, without having to demonstrate it all the time…people are much… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“Yes, but you did it all wrong. Here's the correct way: you make it look like an accident, and then, when I'm dead, you… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“It looked like the kind of place tailor-made for fourth of July parades and speeches by local politicians and ceremonies crowning the Pig Queen… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“First, Edwin was a vampire. Second, he loved me--or at least thought my blood smelled delicious, which, for a vampire, was probably the next… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
“Wikipedia says I have Antisocial Personality Disorder, which is dumb, because I'm all kids of social--I love society, society is like the ocean to… — Harrison Geillor Copy Share Image
