My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when someone wants to ask me a question, I ask them what it is, then they're like 'nevermind'. — Bob Bobby Copy Share Image
I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a… — Horatio Sanz Copy Share Image
Doorbell rings, you look to see who it is. You dont know them...so you hide until they leave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people I don't understand, and I don't waste my time trying to figure them out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch , nobodys got time for your bullshit grow the fuck up and get a life woooord! — Tasha Copy Share Image
People think that they know you, but how do they know me when I don't even know myself — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks, 'So when we gonna chill?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're gonna be two-faced..at least make one of them pretty. Marilyn Monroe — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
I Love Mankind, It's The People's Diff'rent Attitude That I Can't Stand... — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I am good everybody forgets,but when I am bad everybody remembers. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
If someone is so annoying it's up to you to surround yourself around them. — Damian Coleman Copy Share Image
Saying something funny and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I get event invites from a facebook friend who is a continent away, am obviously aint going to… — Collins Hasty Copy Share Image
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention Morons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image