She just wants you to text her first. Let her know that you're on her mind, so she never has to feel… — Melania Copy Share Image
I know nothing more annoying when people I don't know jump to conclusions on my person based on nothing but gossip or… — Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Copy Share Image
When I get bored I put Facebook into a translator, just to see if everyone's statuses still sound dumb as **** in… — Nathan Schwake Copy Share Image
If you bring a child in this world,be a parent,spend time with them,love them no matter what,its not about you anymore,its about… — Murali Iyengar Copy Share Image
It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I don't like you I don't like you… ok... so just f off and talk to somebody who actually cares. — Ivan Copy Share Image
There's always that one person that makes you want to raise your middle finger every time they speak to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people have so little going on in their lives, they would rather discuss yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always try to prove that you are right,but never attempt to prove that others are wrong.Beauty gets attention but personality captures the… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Its better to be single, than to be with someone youre not happy with, and wish that you were. — Rashida Rowe Copy Share Image
Its so annoying when people continuously bring up things from your past that you're trying to move on from — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when your teacher forgets you have homework, but then that one kid says, 'We have homework.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one is rich enough to buy back yesterday.But if you have the character to do better things today,you would be the… — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
I can't be around negative people all the time, its not only stressful but a headache is attached with it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Annoyances are strangely not so annoying when the person responsible has endeared himself to you.” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An Empty Vessels Make The Most Noise. The Same As Those People Who Have A Little Knowledge Usually Talk The Most And… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason. — Amy Copy Share Image
I dream about a world where it is totally legal and socially acceptable to slap stupid people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is nice to be nice to the nice, if you are nice to the nice, the nice will be nice to… — My BOT English Teacher Copy Share Image
I have to stop saying How stupid can you be? I think people are taking it as a challenge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just need a day off from reality, just a day without people's problems & all the bullshit running through my mind.! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
Shut the fuck up ur so annoying and you think your the shit lmao sit the fuck down — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I shut my mouth and walk away doesn't mean you won. It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth my time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a great big hug to all the drug dealers, sluts, and ass holes. They sure know how keep the world going — Masha Mezz Copy Share Image
Just because I put up a status saying something random, does not mean its about you! and if you think it is,… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
It really ticks me off when someone tries to make your personal life their business. It's MY life. Not yours. Stay the… — Sixheartagram Copy Share Image
Cool story bro. Wanna hear mine? It's a fairytale. Once upon a time, nobody gave a shit. The end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black holes and Assholes are the same¦No matter how hard you try to avoid them..they will get you eventually. — Vivek R Copy Share Image
People that complain about others being annoying are just as annoying as the people they're complaining about. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never put too much hope in some one,because everyone is going to disappoint you . — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Don't get annoyed by what other people say or think about you... you are you and you are a unique individual who… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Some people I don't understand, and I don't waste my time trying to figure them out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doorbell rings, you look to see who it is. You dont know them...so you hide until they leave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a… — Horatio Sanz Copy Share Image
I hate when someone wants to ask me a question, I ask them what it is, then they're like 'nevermind'. — Bob Bobby Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've become one of those annoying people who brings their own food on to planes. — Jessie Ware Copy Share Image
It's annoying when overweight people say that a weight issue runs in their family...Get real, clearly nothing runs in your family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All you have to do in life is smile, look forward and ignore the bitch talking shit behind you — Anonymous Copy Share Image