Everyone on Facebook is faithful? That's what thier statuses say. — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
“In my career, I've found that only annoying people knock on open doors.” — Matthew Norman Copy Share Image
When standing in line, I only hate the people in front of me. Everyone behind me is cool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if only people could learn how to manage their stupidity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When certain people bring nothing but drama to the table...you know it's time to let them eat by themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh I'm sorry, I didnt realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Isn't it weird how people talk shit about you, when the only thing they actually know about you is your name — Sushan Sharma Copy Share Image
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I hate facebook stalkers, they like every status you put up, talk to EVERY DAY, and when you cut them off they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everytime I inbox you I feel like I annoy you, I do not wish to be ignored or hurt by you. I… — Dominic Riley Copy Share Image
“An English major is like being in a book club that costs $40,000 a year, has only annoying people in it, offers… — Aaron Goldfarb Copy Share Image
My real name is Joseph Herbert. My dad is white; my mom's Asian, Filipino. And when I started stand-up 22 years ago,… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
The kinda person to call your phone and ask for another unknown person. You say he's got the wrong number then he… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
I started walking rather than driving to get my coffee. I liked it so much, I do it for 45 minutes every… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
“This? It's a feather-coin. I made it.' 'What is it for?' 'It isn't for anything. It's a toy.' 'It's for annoying people,'… — Garth Nix Copy Share Image
What I hate the most? Fake people which are lying into my face, telling me nice things and stuff.Please I know whats… — Ewshy Copy Share Image
I am a 911 dispatcher. I have heard real drama as it unfolds. Your piddly assed problem does not compare real tragedy.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when people think theyre funny but they are just annoying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
