Annoying people Quotes · Page 2

I'm so glad you were there, not here.

— Maria Majorie Vergara

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

— Anonymous

I don't like morning people.. or mornings.. or people.

— Anonymous

What bothers me is when people don't know when to shut up...

— Anonymous

If someone hates you for no reason, might as well give them a reason to do so.

— Anonymous

I always hit 'Ignore Call' with my middle finger.

— Anonymous

Those who speak the loudest often have nothing to say...

— John Reyes

I hate it when skinny people say they ain't skinny enough.

— Anonymous

Shit I hate when skinny people complain how fat they are.

— Anonymous

Once you learn how to close your mouth, maybe you can work on those legs.

— Anonymous

If I don't answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more times isn't going to make me answer.

— Anonymous

I hate when people always use yolo to make a sentence sound cool, 'Just bought underwear, yolo.'

— Patience

So many people say so many things behind my back.. I'm glad there only behind me & not in front of me…

— Sachithra

Unwritten rule of life: If you're in a hurry someone slow will always manage to end up in front of you.

— Brian Zilinek

You should introduce your upper lip to your lower lip sometime and shut the f*ck up!

— Anonymous

I hate it when I get event invites from a facebook friend who is a continent away, am obviously aint going to…

— Collins Hasty

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.

— Anonymous

Bitch , nobodys got time for your bullshit grow the fuck up and get a life woooord!

— Tasha

I feel like people only want to hear me say funny things. Like, I don't tweet about my kids or being a…

— Kaitlin Olson

Sometimes you wanna text her first, but you think you'd be annoying, and you think, If she really did wanna talk to…

— Anonymous

If you dont like our counrty get out and if you are apart of the 12 million illegal immigrants then yes you…

— Shawn Dee

I wish I was hard of hearing like you. You have no idea how many times I've heard this, and how many…

— Anonymous

School, in general, was not great. Children are just mean to each other... but by high school, I probably stopped being annoying…

— Eugene Mirman

Slapping might work for most, but if I beat you until you were too ugly even for the radio,the only thing I'd…

— Simi Ngr

Sometimes you have to think, in just one single moment every thing can start to sink. In just a blink of an…

— Anonymous

I am not the most annoying person to bring to a movie 'cause I basically hold it in and write about it…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

“You go in the crowd and you mix, but no one knows that a buddha has entered the crowd. No one comes…

— Osho

Ive never met someone as ignorant as you.

— Kiara Leigh

I used to be annoyed by people like you, then I shot them all in the knee.

— Elias Atienza

People see what they want to see, people hear what they want to hear.

— EwshyCrazyness

I enjoy long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

— Rashida Rowe

If you like what you see then take a picture it will last longer

— Anonymous

Honesty is an expensive gift,don't expect I from cheap people.

— Insane & Insomniac

Unless Your Name Is Google, Stop Acting That You Know Everything...

— Pacifiersucker

Don't talk to me, when I'm talking to myself

— Toni Watson

Some people can't tell when they're annoying. Which is even more annoying.

— Anonymous

People really should stop expecting normal from me

— Hussein Nishah

A women is not written in Braille...You don't need to touch her to know her.!

— Simi Ngr

I make the doors open for anyone,so just don't try to jump by my windows

— Adil Baba Aka Black Son

I love when people show me attention, but once you get annoying, I go crazy.

— Anonymous