It's the reaction I've gotten my whole life: that I learn something and try to tell people in conversation, but when I… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
We can debug relationships, but it's always good policy to consider the people themselves to be features. People get annoyed when you… — Larry Wall Copy Share Image
Hey Google...Why don't you let me finish what I'm typing before you start guessing after one letter. Little cocky aren't we? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She must sense we’re annoyed because she unleashes a flurry of words that make me think at one point she’s speaking in… — Alretha Thomas Copy Share Image
May your bachelorette party be so fun that you don't notice how annoyed the rest of the bar is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The poem began with the title. Then I was annoyed by one of the occasional poetry-is-dead articles. Then I refute that notion. — Thomas Lux Copy Share Image
I did not enjoy David Moyes' training sessions. Eventually I lost my love for the game and went into the dressing-room feeling… — Patrick van Aanholt Copy Share Image
Dad, I promise to one day give you grandchildren who annoy me as much as I annoyed you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was always amused by the prayers of the saintly. “God do this, God don’t do that.” I thought God probably laughed… — Jean Plaidy Copy Share Image
A good rant is cathartic. Ranting is what keeps me sane. They always come from a different place. Take the prime minister,… — Rick Mercer Copy Share Image
“All the Kamals were fluent in irritation. They loved each other but were almost always annoyed by each other, in ways that… — John Lanchester Copy Share Image
What annoyed me was that I so often attempted to weasel out of things on purpose, it killed me to do it… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Right now my mind is on the people who stole our instruments, and, specifically, the person with my guitar, which will no… — Jonny Greenwood Copy Share Image
My mind wanders terribly. I'm not wholly annoyed by my daydreaming as it has been immense use to me as regards imaginative… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
I'm constantly annoyed that people are distracted by false conspiracies such as 9/11, when all around we provide evidence of real conspiracies,… — Julian Assange Copy Share Image
What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake. If you're interested in the cake, you… — Mary McCarthy Copy Share Image
I thought you wanted to date other women?" "I didn't want to date other women. We decided in the heat of the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“It is a strange thing that the human species can only go three days without water and three weeks without food, before… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
We actually did go on a camping trip together as part of the research, in a caravan, for a week. I guess… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I never heard of anybody who admired the character of sheep. Even the gentlest human personalities in contact with them are annoyed… — Dorothy Canfield Fisher Copy Share Image
As for your doctrines I am prepared to go to the Stake if requisite ... I trust you will not allow yourself… — Thomas Huxley Copy Share Image
“...the presence of others has become even more intolerable to me, their conversation most of all. Oh, how it all annoys and… — Jean Lorrain Copy Share Image
- "Women should all move to Amazonia, or at least vacation there four times a year." - "Amazonia?" - "It's the girl… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke… — Paul Lynde Copy Share Image
Sarcasm: Because screaming at you about how dumb you are and taking a brick and smacking you across the face with it,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody asks me this, whether I'm slightly annoyed that I didn't get to kiss Johnny Depp We would have laughed. — Kate Winslet Copy Share Image
That FML moment when; you hop into bed, get under your covers, then realized you forgot to turn off the light. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was always kind of a loudmouth to the point where I annoyed my teachers and friends. — Cenk Uygur Copy Share Image
Name anything - high-definition TV, computer obsolescence - and I'm pretty much annoyed by it. — Martin Freeman Copy Share Image
There are two types of people in the world: the ones that piss me off and the ones that don't. Decide which… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like being successful; the subjects which sit in my head are annoyed and jealous of what has already been written. — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
Watch with awe and amazement at how quickly an engineer will become totally annoyed by inefficiency. — Rands Copy Share Image
Im easily annoyed by people who gossip about others when they should fix something about themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot of the reasons why people are annoyed at found footage movies is because people look at it like it's easy… — Jason Blum Copy Share Image
I CANNOT be in a relationship with someone who doesn't know when to give me my space, that kinda sh*t annoys me. — Jayy Copy Share Image
He is annoyed with their lack of interest, their blithe ignorance of the arbitrary genetic lottery that has granted them their privileged… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when you insult a guy and they have the nerve to copy you back in a higher voice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Henry was now very annoyed; he had dug himself into a hole so deep that they didn’t make a rope long enough.” — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
