I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
Show dogs and their handlers remind me of Brooke Shields and her mother: an incredibly disheveled person tethered to an impeccably groomed… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
... blueprints are like pets and children -- difficult to appreciate or understand unless they're yours. — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
It seems to be a rule of life that the less qualified you are to give counsel, the more counsel you give. — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
Besides, the only thing you can control in life is your wardrobe. Cars break down when you least expect it. Boats eat money and… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
In my experience, Cupid's arrows rarely strike two people with the same definition of cleanliness. One partner usually feels like he or she is… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
Remodeling defies the principles of modern commerce. You shell out great sums of money to people over whom you have no authority or power,… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
But a hobby, like a habit, makes you forget about important things in life. — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
House guests (I don't care who they are, how much I like them, or how long it's been since I last saw them) are… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
Probably is not a word I like to hear when I'm talking about our chances of recouping a huge investment. — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
I would be willing to bet that if one day a woman walked barefoot to the moon and back and a man cleaned out… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
A book collection is a cross between a Rorschach test and This Is Y our Life. It marks your life clearly like rings on… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
“I once complained to my father that I didn’t seem to be able to do things the same way other people did. Dad’s advice?… — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
Remodeling is like pulling a loose thread on a cheap sweater - the job keeps unraveling. — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was. — Margo Kaufman Copy Share Image
