“During the last job, three people tried to dive under my ambulance. If I was allowed (by government grant or some such) to keep driving and splat them across my windscreen, that would mean three less idiots being allowed to… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“No real reason for the lack of sleep, it’s a disadvantage of rotating shifts that every so often your body clock just throws up… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Would you mind awfully not swearing at me, taking a swing at me or exposing yourself to me? I have quite enough abuse from… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“But underneath all their feminist empathy and altruistic gestures were a bunch of pompous egoistic jerks who honestly thought the Moon was theirs to… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“My personal view (and not the view of the LAS by any means) would be to prohibit alcohol, but legalise cannabis. Not only would… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“One of the police found a garden chair that I could stand on and they eyed me suspiciously as I tried to slide through… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“…Finally, although Tennent’s Super Strong lager, White Lightning, and for the rare rich alcoholic Stella Artois are perfectly acceptable drinks, could you please come… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“During the last job, three people tried to dive under my ambulance. If I was allowed (by government grant or some such) to keep… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“I’m always impressed by people who can speak another language, two people talking what sounds like utter gibberish, yet making complete sense to each… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
“Prayers For Rain' begins like practically every Cure song, with an introduction that's longer than most Bo Diddley singles. Never mind the omnipresent chill,… — Tom Reynolds Copy Share Image
