“Someone could have told me," he finally said, feeling and sounding both miserable and pathetic. "Oh, honey, I knew you were dumb, but this was beyond my expectations.” — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Okay, so, you know that photo shoot Parker did a while back?” “The one where he wore the earth’s luckiest pair of jeans?” “Are you lusting after the object of my affections? Because that’s going to make this conversation even… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“I know,” he said, very softly. “Let’s go home. Let’s go home, and you can tell me whatever you want, and I’ll believe you.” — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Pantycount for the evening is: 10 thongs, 2 boy shorts, 3 bikini briefs, 1 pair boxer shorts (represent!). There’s also something we can’t identify… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Parker didn’t so much melt against him as he tried to inhabit the same skin Jake was wearing, and Jake wasn’t going to complain… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Jake, if you could stand the idea of getting inked, you'd have a pink triangle tattooed across your chest.” — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Someone could have told me," he finally said, feeling and sounding both miserable and pathetic. "Oh, honey, I knew you were dumb, but this… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Okay, so, you know that photo shoot Parker did a while back?” “The one where he wore the earth’s luckiest pair of jeans?” “Are… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“You know, people always look at that headline as me being "outed," but you can ask anyone, I couldn't even find a closet with… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“On the left is Jimmy, our drummer. You can just see him under all the hair. Jimmy‟s a great guy. Dumber than a sack… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
