“I know,” he said, very softly. “Let’s go home. Let’s go home, and you can tell me whatever you want, and I’ll believe you.” — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Parker didn’t so much melt against him as he tried to inhabit the same skin Jake was wearing, and Jake wasn’t going to complain about that.” — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“I know,” he said, very softly. “Let’s go home. Let’s go home, and you can tell me whatever you want, and I’ll believe you.” — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Pantycount for the evening is: 10 thongs, 2 boy shorts, 3 bikini briefs, 1 pair boxer shorts (represent!). There’s also something we can’t identify… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Parker didn’t so much melt against him as he tried to inhabit the same skin Jake was wearing, and Jake wasn’t going to complain… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Jake, if you could stand the idea of getting inked, you'd have a pink triangle tattooed across your chest.” — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Someone could have told me," he finally said, feeling and sounding both miserable and pathetic. "Oh, honey, I knew you were dumb, but this… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“Okay, so, you know that photo shoot Parker did a while back?” “The one where he wore the earth’s luckiest pair of jeans?” “Are… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“You know, people always look at that headline as me being "outed," but you can ask anyone, I couldn't even find a closet with… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image
“On the left is Jimmy, our drummer. You can just see him under all the hair. Jimmy‟s a great guy. Dumber than a sack… — Ashlyn Kane Copy Share Image