Alcoholics Quotes · Page 6

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

— Oscar Levant

A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms.

— Craig Ferguson

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar.

— Anonymous

My family tends to be pretty alcoholic and drug-addicted.

— Anne Lamott

Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck.

— George Carlin

I definitely think we should not serve alcoholic beverages at the lunch break.

— McLean Stevenson

More than most people, the alcoholic leads a double life. He is very much the actor

— Bill W

I know why we're here. We're all here because we're not all there.

— Steven Tyler

I've often wanted to play the victim, or somebody who makes terrible choices. I would love to play the alcoholic mother who…

— Lucy Lawless

It is the unbroken testimony of all history that alcoholic liquors have been used by the strongest, wisest, handsomest, and in every…

— George Saintsbury

If there was a pill that allowed you to drink and not get drunk, an alcoholic would go "What happens if you…

— Robin Williams

If you think you're an alcoholic, go to Scotland. You're not an alcoholic. These people are such drunken, toothless hillbillies - I've…

— Jay Mohr

What has been America's most nurturing contribution to the culture of this planet so far? Many would say jazz. I, who love…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I vowed that I'd never allow any man to control me or to be an alcoholic or anything like that around me,…

— Nicki Minaj

No child is born a delinquent. They only became that way if nobody loved them when they were kids. Unloved children grow…

— Jeannette Walls

I can choose to accelerate my disease to an alcoholic death or incurable insanity, or I can choose to live within my…

— Mercedes McCambridge

“We are all spiritually powerless, however, and not just those physically addicted to a substance, which is why I address this book…

— Richard Rohr

I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers,…

— Malcolm Muggeridge

The reality is that beer still outsells wine and spirits combined, and makes up 60 of all alcoholic beverage occasions. It's important…

— Pat McGauley

No one wants to say they hate their own body. Many are scared that if they confide in others then people will…

— Crystal Renn

We're not citizens anymore. We're consumers. That's what we're called. It's just like being an alcoholic and being in denial that you're…

— Yvon Chouinard

My dad was an alcoholic and my mother...we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend…

— CM Punk

Whatever your (unfavorable) situation is, it is a good idea to ask yourself "WHAT YOU WOULD DO if you were free of…

— Seth Roberts

Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white…

— Bette Davis

Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist!

— Frankie Boyle

Experimenting with drugs is like target practice where your head is the bull's-eye.

— Michael Josephson

I'm ombibulous. I drink every known alcoholic drink and enjoy them all.

— H. L. Mencken

I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you.

— Doug Stanhope

Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California.

— Carrie Fisher

I got thrown out of Alcoholics because when the other clients saw me they thought they were having the DT's

— Dave Dutton

I'm going to Ibiza with the lads! I’ll probably come back a raging alcoholic.

— Katie Taylor

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils.

— Carrie Nation

Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic.

— Michel Houellebecq

Because I know I'm an addict, and I know I'm an alcoholic.

— Jamie Lee Curtis

Almost without exception alcoholics are tortured by loneliness.

— Anonymous

Lord keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.

— Maya Angelou

[Being alcoholic] you're either too high or you're too low. I mean, I was always looking for the bell to ring. I…

— Van Morrison

Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics.

— Lewis Black

I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get…

— Mike Ditka

I may have the genetic coding that Im inclined to be an alcoholic, but I have the desire not to do that,…

— Rick Perry