I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over… — Richard Harris Copy Share Image
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most… — Thomas de Quincey Copy Share Image
It took a great deal of acceptance to come to terms with being an alcoholic but acceptance was the key to my… — Dennis Eckersley Copy Share Image
I would never become an alcoholic like my father because my father deserted us. But diseases, there's no let up. — Malachy McCourt Copy Share Image
If you’re an alcoholic or a drug addict, we flirt with death. We pull ourselves to the brink of destruction and if… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Being bipolar and an addict and an alcoholic I have to keep myself very busy. I don't sleep. I am lucky if… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
When I finally caught up with Abraham Trahearne, he was drinking beer with an alcoholic bulldog named Fireball Roberts in a ramshackle… — James Crumley Copy Share Image
I know one gay ex-Mormon who is a talented, self-destructive alcoholic. Whenever he is drunk and going on a tear, we are… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
Not to mention, we’re using you for bait. (Syn) Are you that drunk? (Nykyrian) What? I wasn’t supposed to tell her that?… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My father was raised by a violent alcoholic. There was alcoholism in my mother's family. I'm half-adopted, and my birth father was… — Melissa Febos Copy Share Image
American voters should understand that Congress will always find a way to spend every last dollar sent to Washington. Remember, politicians get… — Ron Paul Copy Share Image
Have you ever known an alcoholic, a cigarette smoker, or a heroin user to be rational when it came to alcohol, cigarettes,… — Gary Yourofsky Copy Share Image
Some people have therapy, some people are alcoholics or they're in AA. Some people jump out of planes on weekends or find… — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
So popular is beer, the world's best-selling alcoholic drink, that it is often taken for granted. Yet scientific analysis shows that a… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
My mother is a special education teacher but also an artist, and my father an advertising executive. They are about as wacky… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I suspect it may be like the difference between a drinker and an alcoholic; the one merely reads books, the other needs… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
Obviously, I'm not homeless. I'm not an old alcoholic. I'm not jumping trains. I just like to live in a certain way. — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
It's been said that alcoholics are egomaniacs with low self -esteem. It's the prefect description. Being larger than life and yet your… — Gary Oldman Copy Share Image
I'm an alcoholic, recovering. And I used to smoke cigarettes, and I was a philanderer and I, wouldn't call myself good. — Malachy McCourt Copy Share Image
It took a great deal of acceptance to come to terms with being an alcoholic, but the acceptance was key to my… — Dennis Eckersley Copy Share Image
If I'm going to follow a god, why would I want to follow a god of my creation? That would be an… — Willie Aames Copy Share Image
The mentality and behavior of drug addicts and alcoholics is wholly irrational until you understand that they are completely powerless over their… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
One of the cruelest judgments sustained against me is that I have spoken out as a recovered alcoholic to stimulate my acting… — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image
Father says hot water can be as stimulating as an alcoholic drink and though I never come by one...I can well believe… — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
An alcoholic 47-year-old woman with teenagers who thinks a guy in his mid-20s is a good prospect as a partner definitely has… — Emily Yoffe Copy Share Image
“At the beginning, there had been talk of using some of her money to start a home for alcoholics. In a sense… — Edward St. Aubyn Copy Share Image
Addiction should never be treated as a crime. It has to be treated as a health problem. We do not send alcoholics… — Ralph Nader Copy Share Image
The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB — Clive James Copy Share Image
Publishers seem to be in an alcoholic haze most of the time. Well, the publishers have no idea what a writer is. — James Purdy Copy Share Image
I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get… — Mike Ditka Copy Share Image
No child is born a delinquent. They only became that way if nobody loved them when they were kids. Unloved children grow… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
I vowed that I'd never allow any man to control me or to be an alcoholic or anything like that around me,… — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
What has been America's most nurturing contribution to the culture of this planet so far? Many would say jazz. I, who love… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Jesse Ventura is basically proof that the people of Minnesota are not social drinkers... they are obviously alcoholics. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
[Being alcoholic] you're either too high or you're too low. I mean, I was always looking for the bell to ring. I… — Van Morrison Copy Share Image
I can choose to accelerate my disease to an alcoholic death or incurable insanity, or I can choose to live within my… — Mercedes McCambridge Copy Share Image