Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot, but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist! — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I'm not just an alcoholic. I'm a -holic. Anything I do, I'm going to do to the extreme. — Mat Fraser Copy Share Image
I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic. — Sue William Silverman Copy Share Image
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. — Ron White Copy Share Image
If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am an alcoholic. It took me a long time to admit that to myself. It took me a long time to… — Elizabeth Vargas Copy Share Image
I used to be a partier, now I'm an alcoholic. It's all in who's judging you. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California. — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater, and even… — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
“the non-drinking person in a relationship with an alcoholic got just as out of control, was in just as much pain, and… — Melody Beattie Copy Share Image
“The plain truth is that Adam Eget is an alcoholic and that’s why he doesn’t drink. Me, I’m not an alcoholic and… — Norm Macdonald Copy Share Image
“I wasn't an alcoholic. I didn't drink every day, didn't often drink to excess or binge. And could leave it alone completely… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
I'm a recovered alcoholic. I don't do anything anymore, but those things, those things take away ... You're a different personality completely… — Stan Getz Copy Share Image
The alcoholic and the drug addict harm only themselves by their behavior; the person who violates the rules of morality governing mans… — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
L.A. is such a different place. I miss New York so much. I almost teared up when I came back and wanted… — Donald Glover Copy Share Image
“off that for a long time. I was an alcoholic before I was thirty. Perhaps before I was twenty, it depends on… — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
I am not an alcoholic. I'm a social catalyst. People pay me to illustrate for other partygoers the chemical process involved in… — Josh Kilmer-Purcell Copy Share Image
My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be… — Betty Ford Copy Share Image
I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I drink alcohol , I am an alcoholic . So , if I drink fanta , does dat make me fantastic? :D :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to Ibiza with the lads! I’ll probably come back a raging alcoholic. — Katie Taylor Copy Share Image
Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic. — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
“but I’m still the child of an abusive alcoholic and we don’t make great parent material.” — Lisa Gardner Copy Share Image
Never Refuse Wine. It is an odd but universally held opinion that anyone who doesn't drink must be an alcoholic. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Don't call me an alcoholic, they drink everyday, I drink every night, I am a PROFESSIONAL!!! GET IT RIGHT!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Psf. I'm not an alcoholic. An alcoholic needs a drink. Look here," I explained raising my next shot to her. "I already… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
Denial is huge for any alcoholic, especially for a functioning alcoholic, because I - you know, I'm not living under a bridge.… — Elizabeth Vargas Copy Share Image
“Understand that while you are actively trying to lose weight, more than one alcoholic drink will shut down your capacity to lose… — William Davis Copy Share Image
“He executed his commission with great promptitude and dispatch, only calling at one public-house for half a minute, and even that might… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I've dealt with a lot of physical pain, with a lot of emotional pain; anybody's who's ever been an alcoholic has handled… — Jason Isbell Copy Share Image
“I've always believed it right for young people to drink. Not to be alcoholic of course, that is a passive state of… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
There's sometimes a weird benefit to having an alcoholic, violent father. He really motivated me in that I never wanted to be… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Raised by a Mormon, a devote alcoholic, a former Marine and a sassy Southerner; no one in their right mind should expect… — Kimberly Humphreys Copy Share Image
“Was he an alcoholic? What was that? Someone who drinks all the time? Who can't say no to a drink? Who drinks… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
“I want him to reach out to me, but I know he can't. He can't for all the same reasons I can't.… — Elizabeth Finn Copy Share Image
I don't believe I'm a recovering alcoholic - I'm someone who used to drink. AA comes from a religious movement and that… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
If I didn't find out, or learn, that I was an alcoholic and I didn't take the 12 Steps of Recovery, I… — Harry Reems Copy Share Image
If you’re an alcoholic or a drug addict, we flirt with death. We pull ourselves to the brink of destruction and if… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image