Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.” — Vish Patil Copy Share Image
“The best lies, the most convincing, are the ones we tell ourselves. And no one can lie better better than an alcoholic.… — John Hunt Copy Share Image
Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know? — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less. — John Denver Copy Share Image
“There's not alcoholic in the world who wants to be told what to do. Alcoholics are sometimes described as egomaniacs with inferiority… — Anthony Kiedis Copy Share Image
I think one of the myths is that people don't change. A lot of people believe that. Their spouse has been an… — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
I want to be a bloated alcoholic. That's my goal - it is, I'm serious, because there is no other disease that… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
I became alcoholic at around age of 13 or 14. I was full-blown. Every day we would hide the alcohol, stealing from… — Reginald Arvizu Copy Share Image
“Today is officially my first day of becoming an alcoholic. And this drink is making my soda very good—actually, no, I take… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe I was born an addict, and alcoholic. The first time I drank alcohol, I just wanted more and more. During… — Ruben Castaneda Copy Share Image
If you’re an alcoholic or a drug addict, we flirt with death. We pull ourselves to the brink of destruction and if… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
If I didn't find out, or learn, that I was an alcoholic and I didn't take the 12 Steps of Recovery, I… — Harry Reems Copy Share Image
“At the lip of a cliff, I look out over Lake Superior, through the bare branches of birches and the snow-covered branches… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
“In the course of my life I have had pre-pubescent ballerinas; emaciated duchesses, dolorous and forever tired, melomaniac and morphine-sodden; bankers' wives… — Jean Lorrain Copy Share Image
Booze is my escape from reality,If your a drinker,You understand,I'm a Alcoholic. — Becka Miller Copy Share Image
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alcoholic is a big word, but I'd have a hard time defending myself against it in court. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
“It was only my first AA meeting, but I was certain assaulting a fellow alcoholic wasn't one of those Twelve Steps.” — Christa Allan Copy Share Image
I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe! jump of a bridge. — Gordon Strachan Copy Share Image
But I'm not a saint yet. I'm an alcoholic. I'm a drug addict. I'm homosexual. I'm a genius. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“She would try to live life one day at a time, like an alcoholic--drink, don't drink, drink. Perhaps she should take drugs.” — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now. — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I don't believe I'm a recovering alcoholic - I'm someone who used to drink. AA comes from a religious movement and that… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
“ ‘Ozzy, why do you drink so much? What’s the point?’ The right answer to that question was: because I’m an alcoholic;… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
A horrid alcoholic explosion scatters all my good intentions like bits of limbs and clothes over the doorsteps and into the saloon… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
“Ô, wine!, the truth-serum so potent that all those who wish to live happy lives should abstain from drinking it entirely!... except… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
As an alcoholic, you have no appreciation for your wife or your children's feelings, but I'm making up for that now. I'm… — Maurice Gibb Copy Share Image
“Ruby poked at her rice, her mind racing. Perhaps he'd mistaken her for someone who had done a massage course or was… — Lia Weston Copy Share Image
I think I was an alcoholic. There are all these grey areas about what makes you an alcoholic - you can't cope… — Limmy Copy Share Image
Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got… — Carre Otis Copy Share Image
“I tend to think the good outweighs the bad. Then again, I try to be a glass-half-full person. Although I stand by… — Caprice Crane Copy Share Image
“Randy stared into the glass he held in his hand, gazing into its cobra eyes. A double shot of thirty-year-old single malt… — Ted Magnuson Copy Share Image
My dad was a serious alcoholic, and ultimately, that's why he died. When you're a child of someone who struggled with things… — K. Flay Copy Share Image
My dad was a good man but an emotionally absent father, and so I had to look for that male attention somewhere… — Jim Hamilton Copy Share Image
I know one gay ex-Mormon who is a talented, self-destructive alcoholic. Whenever he is drunk and going on a tear, we are… — Andrew Solomon Copy Share Image
“Oh, because you’re an alcoholic.” Only when I heard those words did it filter through my own denial. Only then did I… — David W Earle Copy Share Image
