“I mean, I am totally not one of those prudes who believe having sex as a teenager is some kind of mortal… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
I am both horrified and impressed with people who post pictures of themselves blatantly in private airplanes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't mind crying babies, old people or anyone else on airplanes except the assholes that are annoyed by all of the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Airplanes should have a power outlet so we can charge our electronic devices. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ Too bad the Nazis aren't vampires , Ollie thought. At least with vampires, they could be deterred with holy water, crosses,… — Alan Hlad Copy Share Image
“I don't use airplane bathrooms. As a rule. And I really don't like breaking rules. (It's kind of one of my rules.)… — Lauren Morrill Copy Share Image
“[Short Talk on the Sensation of Airplane Takeoff] Well you know I wonder, it could be love running toward my life with… — Anne Carson Copy Share Image
“But these, wide-finned in silver, roaring, the light mist of their propellers in the sun, these do not move like sharks. They… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“It is my expectation that wireless WiFi streaming of movies on airplanes will increase the rates of illness and disease in pilots,… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“Where can one buy a lit of that *Right Stuff* bravado required to shrug off the fact that your airplane is now… — Josh Gates Copy Share Image
