The most important things that happen to you happen by accident so pay attention to everything and everyone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I snorted heroin once by accident. It was amazing. But kids, don't snort heroin. It's too good. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Lieutenant Governor Paterson - blind, black guy - gets sworn in. First thing he says is, 'By the way, cheated on my… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
“Andy was receptive, like a deep vessel into which life was poured. If this terrible particular thing hadn't been poured into her,… — Tessa Hadley Copy Share Image
In accumulating property for ourselves or our posterity, in founding a family or a state, or acquiring fame even, we are mortal;… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Astronomy leads us to a unique event, a universe which was created out of nothing, and delicately balanced to provide exactly the… — Arno Allan Penzias Copy Share Image
We knew before we came (to earth) that there would be many adverse circumstances to test us: accidents, sickness, and disease to… — Robert E. Wells Copy Share Image
When I was 21, I got into a motorcycle accident while traveling in Europe and I had to lie around a lot… — Chantal Kreviazuk Copy Share Image
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are… — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
There are relatively few things that kill people that are young other than car accidents and suicide. — Kay Redfield Jamison Copy Share Image
I've lived here ... my whole life. It's where I lost all my baby teeth. Where tiny hamster, gerbil, and bird skeletons… — Jennifer McMahon Copy Share Image
Intellectuals advertise their superiority to political practice but are absolutely in its thrall. It is no accident that Marxist theory and practice… — Allan Bloom Copy Share Image
My life is a big accident, so where I end up, I think it's all accidents. — Kathryn Hahn Copy Share Image
The many-headed multitude, whom inconstancy only doth by accident guide to well-doing! Who can set confidence there, where company takes away shame,… — Philip Sidney Copy Share Image
The power of a man increases steadily by continuance in one direction. He becomes acquainted with the resistances and with his own… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
The reality of any location in Britain being used in a TV program of a film is that something bad is going… — Ben Wheatley Copy Share Image
That doesn't mean that you should just sit back and just let accidents happen to you. No, you have to go out… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Over-eating is the most worthy of sins. It neither breaks up marriages nor causes road accidents. — Richard Condon Copy Share Image
What I hate about Halle Berry is there's always drama around her. It's always fighting, automobile accidents, fistfights, boyfriends fighting ex-husbands for… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
There's a cave, we go inside of ourselves because we want to know more, and we turn this one corner and we… — Wayne Coyne Copy Share Image
