In Germany, we often hear the absurd complaint that museums don't have the money to buy paintings. Of course, I'm not talking… — Georg Baselitz Copy Share Image
I never understood people who said their greatest fear was public speaking, or spiders, or any of the other minor terrors. How… — David Benioff Copy Share Image
“Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
It is absurd to say that our country can issue $30,000,000 in bonds and not $30,000,000 in currency. Both are promises to… — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
It's really a wonder that I haven't dropped all my ideals, because they seem so absurd and impossible to carry out. Yet… — Anne Frank Copy Share Image
Without discipline and detachment, an actor is an emotional slob, spilling his insides out. This abandonment is having an unfortunate vogue. It… — Bette Davis Copy Share Image
There is such an overvaluation of technology stocks that it is absurd. I would include our stock in that category. It is… — Steve Ballmer Copy Share Image
“A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.” — Amy Riekhof Copy Share Image
Every man knows about a particular body part that often seems to have a mind of its own. And every woman knows… — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
“If I could fly, I would soar all the way up to the window of a plane carrying a suitcase in my… — Colin Nissan Copy Share Image
There's absolutely no reason for NATO to be sticking its fingers up the nostrils of Russia at every orifice. I mean, it's… — Rashid Khalidi Copy Share Image
The secrecy surrounding wealth and the anxiety of talking about money is absurd. If you are rich and you live well and… — Jamie Johnson Copy Share Image
Usually at the core of fiction that has some element of the absurd there tends to be an examination of some societal… — Laurie Foos Copy Share Image
It is absurd to suggest a president whose party controls the Senate should jointly decline to fill a vacant Supreme Court seat… — Tom Fitton Copy Share Image
Remember, don't start trying to relax; that is the most absurd thing in the world. And there are many stupid people writing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The earlier, more analytic impulse was to use very rational but kind of absurd techniques or tendencies—mapping, charting, and architecture—to try and… — Julie Mehretu Copy Share Image
...it is absurd to try to confine our knowledge and belief to matters which are conclusively established by sound deductive arguments. The… — J. L. Mackie Copy Share Image
Absurd, irreducible; nothing — not even a profound and secret delirium of nature — could explain it. Obviously I did not know… — Jean-Paul Sartre Copy Share Image
But because media is what media is today, any stupid, absurd remark made by Donald Trump becomes the story of the week.… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
Whatever happens, every individual is a child of his time; so philosophy too is its own time apprehended in thoughts. It is… — Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel Copy Share Image
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. Ralph Steadman I like being absurd. — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
