When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don't mean -… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
A real liberated teacher never asks for a commitment from a student. That's absurd, a person wants to be there and they… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
To talk of comparing the Bible with other "sacred books" so called, such as the Koran...or the book of Mormon, is positively… — J. C. Ryle Copy Share Image
The picture of the guy pissing on the chair was a picture I had to do. I had the idea of this… — Wolfgang Tillmans Copy Share Image
I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
The wit, wisdom and insights of a different person are often unpalatable, weird and absurd to the senses of many ordinary people. — Anuj Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said,… — Adam West Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a model or ideal Canadian. What could be more absurd than the concept of an "all… — Pierre Trudeau Copy Share Image
I've long been a fan of Adrian Piper's work. I find her performance pieces moving in their willingness to lean toward the… — Dawn Lundy Martin Copy Share Image
Comedy is serious - deadly serious. Never, never try to be funny! The actors must be serious. Only the situation must be… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
“Many years later when I began training as a plastic surgeon, I understood something that I had not that day in the… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
Do you realize that people don't know how to read Kafka simply because they want to decipher him? Instead of letting themselves… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
The whole idea of god is absurd. If anything, '2001' shows that what some people call 'god' is simply an acceptable term… — Stanley Kubrick Copy Share Image
I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world. — Georges Duhamel Copy Share Image
You have always told me it was Ernest. I have introduced you to every one as Ernest. You answer to the name… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
The way I portrayed the people is accurate. Because they're human beings and we have a kind of wonderful capacity to be… — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
Evolution is among the most well-established theories in the scientific community. To doubt it sounds to biologists as absurd as denying relativity… — Leonard Mlodinow Copy Share Image
Of all the systems of religion that ever were invented, there is no more derogatory to the Almighty, more unedifying to man,… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
“As a rule, theologians know nothing of this world, and far less of the next; but they have the power of stating… — Robert G. Ingersoll Copy Share Image
Ridicule often checks what is absurd, and fully as often smothers that which is noble. — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
“Looking at the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the room. (In the whole wide room)… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
I don't take so-called "vacations" often. In fact vacations are more stressful than the lives my wife and I worked hard to… — Ryan McGinness Copy Share Image