When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it. — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
On the stage, the characters express themselves more through words than images. So the arguments of the characters and the tension between… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
When I am at a dinner table, I love to ask everybody, 'How long do you think our species might last?' I've… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
What I can't completely understand is most other people's fascination with what the famous among us do with their lips and the… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
The thing is when you're... well-enough known, you get asked to speak places, and they don't really think about whether or not… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
If two scientists are giving their papers at a symposium, and one of them is just naturally better at talking to the… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
I never thought about my image. It interests me that there are people who do, that they seem to be methodical about… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
The hardest thing for me about making movies, and that included 'M*A*S*H' because it was made like a movie, was starting and… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
The whole question of fiduciary responsibility is a very old concept. You could make a movie about someone making that rule at… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
No, I never thought about my image. It interests me that there are people who do, that they seem to be methodical… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
I'm condemned by some inner compulsion to think about the daily rituals of my life. I have a low grade fever for… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
The one thing I think I've noticed about shows that are supposed to be funny on television is that they've sort of… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
On the stage, the characters express themselves more through words than images. So the arguments of the characters and the tension between characters -… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
We need to be more conversant with it because science is in our lives. It's in everything. It's in the food we eat. It's… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
When I studied how to think in school, I was taught that the first rule of logic was that a thing cannot both be… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
I was brought up as a Catholic, and I'm no longer a Catholic. I don't talk about my beliefs too much in public probably… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
life is meaningless unless you bring meaning to it; ... it is up to us to create our own existence. Unless you do something,… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
Originality is unexplored territory. You get there by carrying a canoe - you can't take a taxi. — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
M*A*S*H' was a collection of people, in front of and behind the cameras, that really clicked. — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
“Be brave enough to live creatively. The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to leave the city… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
To do a musical takes a tremendous amount of energy because you have to act and sing at the same time. And everything has… — Alan Alda Copy Share Image
