Dear Facebook, Pretty Soon, They'll All Abandon You, Too. Sincerely, MySpace — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
When faced with a difficult task, Hand it over to a Lazy Person. They'll fighure out an easier way — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Americans will put up with anything, provided that It doesn't block traffic — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Say That Again, Bitch, And I'll Make Sure Your Next Period Comes Out Your Mouth — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
You crush the Caterpillars, but then complain when there's no Butterflys... — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
Definition Of A Celebrity: A person whowho works hard all their life to be successful and to be known, and then wears dark glasses… — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
A careful driver is one who honks their horn when going through a red light — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
I need a Boyfriend. No...You WANT a Boyfriend. You NEED some water, because you sound THIRSTY — Toni Watson Copy Share Image
