I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
'Johnny' was a coping mechanism who could take those things which could have ordinarily destroyed me, by tweaking my past and throwing it back… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
My agent once said, 'You're not very driven.' And it's true. I'm not the type to ring up and go, 'Get me this part!' — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I found popularity through self-destruction, and that can be quite addictive. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
There was always that thing with 'Johnny' - I always saw myself as his writer and PR. But when he got out there, I… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I am very proud of what 'Johnny' achieved in stand-up comedy because he believed entirely in giving an audience the best kick he could.… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it. — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for my memories aged… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing my dad had been one of the youngest-serving Labour… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
