Parenting Quote by Abigal Muchecheti

“The thing is I love my dad. My mom too. And I keep wondering what they're going to say when I tell them that…

— Benjamin Alire Sáenz

“You told me your mother wants grandchildren.” “My mother wants George Clooney to move to the farm too but that ain’t ever going to…

— Amy Andrews

“Dad also has the loudest, stinkiest farts in creation. I don’t know how he manages to control them at work, or even if he…

— Atheneum Books for Young Readers

“...I'll never forget going out to dinner with my parents to an elegant restaurant. My very proper Bostonian mother leaned over and said to…

— Susan McCutcheon-Rosegg

“It's hard to cook for kids, and when something doesn't appeal to them, instead of saying a polite no thank you, they instead break…

— Gabrielle Hamilton

“There’s an initiative called An Outing with Grandma. Children are rounded up to spend a day with some poor granny, no relation to them,…

— Hendrik Groen

“I have taught my Margaery what comely is worth, I hope. Less than a mummer’s fart.”

— George R.R. Martin

“Oh no. I don’t do children. They’re small, needy, easily destroyed. Let’s be honest. I’ve come a long way from my family history,”

— Lisa Gardner

“Family we cannot always choose, but it sure is fun to try and make them laugh during dinners. Especially when they are trying to…

— Tom Althouse

“I think I’m going to die,” the old man said. “I don’t want to die. I’m afraid to die …” “You’ve lived long enough,…

— Charles Bukowski

“Their sons go out to nightclubs looking for meat and get their girlfriends pregnant, they have kids out of wedlock and no one says…

— Khaled Hosseini

“John, if you ever get a family, there’s one thing you should know. No matter how well you get along with your children when…

— John Holt