"The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time." — A. P. Herbert

"The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time."

— A. P. Herbert

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22 Quotes by A. P. Herbert

A. P. Herbert has 22 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game…
An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.
aven, I have given up smoking again!... God! I feel fit. Homicidal, but fit. A different man. Irritable, moody, depressed,…
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.
As my poor father used to say In 1963, Once people start on all this Art Goodbye, moralitee! And what…
My ball is in a bunch of fern, A jolly place to be; An angry man is close astern- He…
Harriet, Hi! Light of my eye! Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For it's jolly old Saturday,…
The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.
Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain. Fancy giving money to…
If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.

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More Breakfast Quotes

This quote is filed under Breakfast Quotes, one of 676 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. — Francis Bacon
I try to do an hour of cardio on the days that I have off, and then I'll do 30… — Travis Barker
The land of embarrassment and breakfast. — Julian Barnes
Not eating breakfast is the worst thing you can do, that's really the take-home message for teenage girls. — Bruce Barton
When you have something for breakfast, you're not going to be starving by lunch. — Bruce Barton
People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table. — Max Beerbohm
Hash browns are my favorite breakfast food. — Rachel Bilson
Feedback is the breakfast of champions. — Ken Blanchard
What nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast? — Anthony Bourdain
Big stuff and little: learning how to order breakfast in a country where I don't speak the language and haven't… — Anthony Bourdain
I never play golf because it takes too long, and the business connections it produces can be made just as… — Eli Broad

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