Armageddon Quote by A.J. Lauer Download Open image ““Zandy Brandy scented lotion - like the Normans, drunk and with soft hands!”” — A.J. Lauer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Armageddon Humor Lotion
“I used to like mine with champagne. The champagne as cold as Valley Forge and about a third of a glass of brandy beneath… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“It is not a good idea to spray finest brandy across the room, especially when your lighted cigar is in the way.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It made me comfortable. It was a house where you could put your feet up and drink French champagne or Ballarat Bitter according to… — Peter Carey Copy Share Image
“It's a pity you didn't have a little more brandy. It might have made you more agreeable!” — Noël Coward Copy Share Image
“this stuff tastes like the bastard love child of grapes and rubbing alcohol” — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“I ripped through my closets for brandy. Found four motherfucking bottles and poured them straight down my throat. Double-stuff-fuck-everybody.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“The stuff smelled nasty: like gasoline and dirty socks mixed with something sweet. Kind of like Buckley’s cough syrup.” — Coreene Callahan Copy Share Image
“champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and” — Kate Langdon Copy Share Image
“There was a new smell in the air at Lyons, of sun-baked southern stuffs, of strong red vinegar, and spikes of rosemary. It was… — Martine Bailey Copy Share Image
“And yet to wine, to opium even, I prefer the elixir of your lips on which love flaunts itself; and in the wasteland of… — charles baudelaire Copy Share Image
“You are one of the unfortunate ones whose body decays rapidly in the face of radiation poisoning. You hang your head over the toilet… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“You dial another college friend, Dr. Saunders, and she picks up almost immediately, 'Hi! Got a shitstorm here, what’s up?” — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“Goodness, a girl steps out of the office for a couple days and the whole world ends!” — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“You cast a desperate look at Eric, who has not yet noticed that you’ve been bitten. Will I turn now? Am I becoming one… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“Well, sir. I look at facts. And the fact is that our world is dying and if we don't all do our best to… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t take long to realize you’ve made the wrong decision. You bump along with your eco-fueled ego in your eco-fueled vehicle and reuse… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon. — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
“Oh, one more thing,' Thor calls out. 'If I know my prophecy, and I do, you beautiful ladies had best start looking for a… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
“You are one of the unfortunate ones whose body decays rapidly in the face of radiation poisoning. You hang your head over the toilet… — A.J. Lauer Copy Share Image
Armageddon is not around the corner. This is only what the people of violence want us to believe. The complexity and diversity of the… — Michael Palin Copy Share Image
“But that's how it goes; you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring Armageddon on you.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Deciding to spit in the eye of every homely matron who ever warned her children not to stare into the sun directly, you crank… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
It boils down to this: we should have done with humbug, and let war be war, and not a game ... If there were… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“The front edge of the shockwave impacts the earth and you’re both shoved to your backs against the crumbling asphalt of the parking lot,… — Daniel Keidl Copy Share Image
No where else in Christianity does the terrible or heroic name of Armageddon play such role as in America. Not even in the Revelation… — Jürgen Moltmann Copy Share Image
We will have to wait a little longer to see if Armageddon has arrived. — John McCain Copy Share Image
Also, we will make promise. So long as The Blood endures, I shall know that your good is mine: ye shall feel that my… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Call me a flaming radical burning for attention, but my real intention is to spark a discussion of how we can peacefully transform our… — Kathy Change Copy Share Image
