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I'm more like an oven than a microwave,

— Erykah Badu

Shut the fuck up man! Everytime I come in the house you got the microwave on high, fuck you!

— Kevin Hart

I am really high maintenance and won't walk through the microwave that fries your body. I always request a pat down [in airport].

— Michelle Visage

“My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking.”

— Stewart Lee Beck

“You kick ass with a microwave, baby. Don’t sell yourself short.”

— J.B. Salsbury

Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops.

— Anonymous

I'm a little suspicious of using microwaves.

— Jamie Hyneman

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

— Adam Carolla

I really like my microwave.

— Lights

Maybe we ought to look at a guy's response to our microwave from now on." Aunt Annie said. Really." Mom said. "The narcissist looks…

— Deb Caletti

I am stopping the microwave at :01 and feeling like a bomb specialist.

— Anonymous

So what if microwaving my food might kill me. At least I'll eat fast and die young...

— Stanley Victor Paskavich