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“It's a joke in the zoo business, a weary joke, that the paperwork involved in trading a shrew weighs more than an elephant, that the paperwork involved in trading an elephant weighs more than a whale, and that you must never try to trade a whale, never.” quote by Yann Martel
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““It's a joke in the zoo business, a weary joke, that the paperwork involved in trading a shrew weighs more than an elephant, that the paperwork involved in trading an elephant weighs more than a whale, and that you must never try to trade a whale, never.””

Yann Martel

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

The quote humorously highlights how bureaucratic burdens grow disproportionately with the size of the transaction, making large deals impractical.

In simple terms: Paperwork gets heavier as deals get bigger.

Key Takeaway

Beware of excessive red tape.

Themes

bureaucracy trade scale

Mood

wry cautious

Type

observational cautionary

When to use this quote

  • import/export
  • real estate
  • corporate mergers
  • art acquisitions

Key Concepts

logistics regulation risk management

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do you simplify processes for big projects?
  • When does paperwork become a barrier?
A Different Perspective

The humor may downplay genuine complexities in large-scale negotiations.

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