God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place

“I see more of what is going on around me because I am not concerned with finding a parking place.”

— Risa Mickenberg

A person who is tired of London is not necessarily tired of life; it might be that he just can’t find a parking place.

— Paul Theroux

“What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the…

— Mark Helprin

If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe I'm harboring…

— Steve Carell

Swear to me swear to me that if it isn't dead you'll all come back.

— Stephen King

I guess everybody who isn't dead yet is a survivor.

— Kurt Vonnegut

“Why isn’t he dead?’ he said eventually. ‘That is a good question. After all, meaning well hasn’t been a completely adequate shield in this…

— Francis Spufford

They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you're looking at him. Elvis isn't dead; he just changed color.

— Dennis Rodman

Christianity isn't dead. It still has the capacity to scare people. It still gives people the creeps, which means there is still some power…

— Tucker Carlson

Jesus already dealt with your sin. And even though sin isn't dead, we are dead to it.

— Jeigh Ilano

Here's a newsflash from the only High Preistess you have left at this dang school: Zoey isn't dead. And believe me, I know dead.…

— Anonymous

God isn't dead--he's just missing in action.

— Phil Ochs

Hip-hop isn't dead by any means, but it's not something I define my black identity with.

— Justin Simien

“Can you feel your pulse? That means Valek isn’t here, because if he was, you’d be dead. No pulse.”

— Maria V. Snyder

Half dead isn't dead, but half dead is still alive

— Kells