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“I’ve taken to long-distance walking as a means of dissolving the mechanised matrix which compresses the space-time continuum, and decouples human from physical geography. So this isn’t walking for leisure -- that would be merely frivolous, or even for exercise -- which would be tedious. No, to…” quote by Will Self
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““I’ve taken to long-distance walking as a means of dissolving the mechanised matrix which compresses the space-time continuum, and decouples human from physical geography. So this isn’t walking for leisure -- that would be merely frivolous, or even for exercise -- which would be tedious. No, to underscore the seriousness of my project I like a walk which takes me to a meeting or an assignment; that way I can drag other people into my eotechnical world view. ‘How was your journey?’ they say. ‘Not bad,’ I reply. ‘Take long?’ they enquire. ‘About ten hours,’ I admit. ‘I walked here.’ My interlocutor goggles at me; if he took ten hours to get here, they’re undoubtedly thinking, will the meeting have to go on for twenty? As Emile Durkheim so sagely observed, a society’s space-time perceptions are a function of its social rhythm and its territory. So, by walking to the business meeting I have disrupted it just as surely as if I’d appeared stark naked with a peacock’s tail fanning out from my buttocks while mouthing Symbolist poetry.””

Will Self

About This Quote

This interpretation was drafted with AI assistance. It is one reading of the quote, not the author's own explanation.

The author uses long walks to break habitual spatial constraints and force others into his unconventional perspective, turning mundane meetings into subversive acts.

In simple terms: Walking disrupts normal routines and makes others confront new ideas.

Key Takeaway

Use walking to challenge expectations.

Themes

social rhythm space perception subversion performance art

Mood

provocative reflective

Type

philosophical satirical

When to use this quote

  • business meetings
  • urban commuting
  • protest art
  • team building

Key Concepts

sociology embodiment symbolic protest

Questions to Reflect On

  • How does altering physical distance change social dynamics?
  • When is disruption productive versus counterproductive?
A Different Perspective

May be seen as impractical or disruptive in professional settings.

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