I'm a horrible golfer.

I'm pretty much an open book. I am a fanatic golfer and golf nut. If I have three free hours any day, my first…

— Thomas Friedman

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right.

— Ben Crenshaw

Professional golfer... what a life.

— Billy Bush

The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his…

— David Feherty

You can always tell the golfer who's winning: he's the one who keeps telling his opponent that it's only a game.

— Evan Esar

A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.

— Harvey Penick

I think I've heard somebody say that I was a well-dressed golfer. I guess that has something to do with the fact that a…

— Arnold Palmer

No golfer can ever become too good to practice.

— May Hezlet

As a golfer, you feel like you're perpetually on the rack [in foursomes]. Mentally, it's very difficult.

— Ben Crenshaw

Every golfer has a little monster in him. It's just that type of sport.

— Fuzzy Zoeller

A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.

— William Glasser

This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two.

— Richard Armour

I don't really remember, but from about the age of five I told anyone who would listen that I was going to be the…

— Rory McIlroy

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

— James Woods

Ron Sirak, a golf writer and friend, was quoted as saying, "Annika is no longer a female golfer. She's a golfer." That's truly all…

— Annika Sorenstam