What perv looked at a cow and said hey I think I'll squeze…

Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze…

— Bill Watterson

Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said, I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when…

— Calvin & Hobbes

Is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!

— Anonymous

I went through the fields, and sat for an hour afraid to pass a cow. The cow looked at me, and I looked at…

— Dorothy Wordsworth

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.

— Spike Milligan

“Little Richard was drenched in milk, and the cow was none too happy. But the iron brig door hung open. "Good job," said Slank.…

— Dave Barry

“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.” “But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard. “You’re going…

— Dave Barry

“Life is spectacular. Forget the dark things. Take a drink and let time wash them away to wherever time washes things away to.”

— Tim Tharp

They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and…

— Karl Pilkington

I have only interest in things I could drink.

— Gannicus

With the first drink comes the truth, with the second drink comes wishful thinking, and with the third drink come the lies.

— Douglas Coupland

she was consumed by 3 simple things: drink, despair, loneliness; and 2 more: youth and beauty

— Charles Bukowski

If an angel out of heaven Brings you other things to drink, Thank him for his kind attentions, Go and pour them down the…

— G K Chesterton

There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean,…

— Gary Snyder

Life is spectacular. Forget the dark things. Take a drink and let time wash them away to where ever time washes away to.

— Tim Tharp