I'm a fucking walking paradox, and a really shitty rapper…

I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot…

— Louis C. K

Part of your process of becoming an adult is admitting to yourself that The Doors were a shitty band.

— Moshe Kasher

“In sooth, thy life sounds passing strange and shitty.”

— Austin Grossman

Maybe the next three Star Wars movies will tell the story of how the last three Star Wars movies got so shitty.

— Dana Gould

“If my neighborhood were wine, connoisseurs would describe it as “shitty, with overtones of failure and poor life decisions.”

— Andy Weir

“Those shitty fucks… don't stop spamming.”

— Deyth Banger

If you can't text and drive, you're just a shitty driver.

— Nikhil Saluja

“No matter how shitty things are, you can always get a song out of it.”

— Grant Morrison

People only mention it's a free country if they're doing something shitty.

— Demetri Martin

“You two had something special – it’s the circumstances that were shitty.”

— Andrea Randall

“Addiction is a “shitty” disease”

— David W Earle

“Cynicism is like gastro: it goes through your whole system and makes you shitty.”

— John Marsden

“These days will be a shitty reminder of a time when we weren't the best versions of ourselves.”

— Corrine Jackson

“What a shitty way to go through life, hiding your love for music so that people don't think the wrong things about you.”

— Ahmir "Questlove" Thompson

God is like a shitty girlfriend.

— Louis C. K