I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made sense; the…

“I noticed there was garlic above the doorframe. Edwart held a stake in one hand and a 'Team Jacob' shirt in the other.”

— The Harvard Lampoon

“Listen' he whispered ferociously, like a ferocious breeze or a very gentle hurricane.”

— The Harvard Lampoon

“So all this time you thought I was a vampire? ' Edwart whispered furiously, pulling me a few inches to the left. 'Sure,' I…

— The Harvard Lampoon

“I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.”

— The Harvard Lampoon

“I had a dejected, brooding expression on my face, and I could tell from the reflection in the window that it was also an…

— The Harvard Lampoon

“As soon as we were inside, Edwart's family rushed to greet me. What seemed like thirty people circled me, chattering away. "Oh my god,…

— The Harvard Lampoon

“Then, suddenly, I remembered the accident, and Edwart's snow-proof body, and his eyes that changed from I-don't-remember to green, and I knew.”

— The Harvard Lampoon

“It suddenly occurred to me that, after all that frolicking in the meadows, he hadn't kissed me. Was it because of the mold that…

— The Harvard Lampoon

“You should have seen the costumes for the last few prom themes: Pimps and their srteet ho's; CEOs and their office ho's; GI Joes…

— The Harvard Lampoon

“Germs contagious, contagious alert! But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!”

— Harvard Lampoon

“Night is my time...am not a vampire but i am a Night Rider…!”

— Nadeem v Abdu

“Lightning hides the colour of night”

— Munia Khan

In the night there's sometimes a sort of cursed quality to the Pacific Northwest.

— Panos Cosmatos

When I came to the Pacific Northwest, it was a dream come true for me, you know? I wrestled there every Saturday and then,…

— Jimmy Snuka

“The Gift that Keeps on Giving I once had a lovely real estate client named Jane who was an elderly lady living alone. Her…

— Susan C. Young