Bro she just called you Ashy Larry! OH HELL NO, Hold My…

You ever hear guys with small cocks talk about sex? Can't talk about it enough. They even got poems. They'll say, 'It's not the…

— Norm MacDonald

Poetry contains love and holds it in high esteem, even though love always humiliates it by using it merely as a soothing after-shave lotion.

— Kiki Dimoula

I've got this weird thing where I wake up and put lotion all over, and when I go to sleep, I put lotion all…

— Madelaine Petsch

The one thing I do like is lotion and moisture on my hands and face. I love to have my face moisturized. I like…

— Lil' Kim

After I brush on my moisturizer, I'll dip the same brush into foundation and mix it with the lotion to make tinted moisturizer.

— Bobbi Brown

I like Burt's Bees Tinted Lip Balm because I don't need a mirror to reapply. But I definitely treat myself with face lotion -…

— Alison Sweeney

I'd love to direct commercials on Caribbean beacheswith luscious women rubbing on suntan lotion, but all I get arethese documentary-type things.

— Michael Apted

If I'm smothered in suntan lotion, I can lie on the beach all day.

— Angela Rippon

It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.

— Thomas Harris

Tears are nature's lotion for the eyes. The eyes see better for being washed by them.

— Christian Nestell Bovee

Void of all honor, avaricious, rash, The daring tribe compound their boasted trash Tincture of syrup, lotion, drop, or pill; All tempt the sick…

— George Crabbe

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to…

— George Burns

There's no lotion or potion that will make sales faster and easier for you - unless your potion is hard work.

— Jeffrey Gitomer

[I hate] the ways that people want their special needs to be met, whether it's their food allergies or their special lotions or shoes.…

— Carrie Brownstein

I'm fair-skinned, so beaches are a bit boring for me. I'm either smeared in lotion or under a shade. However, I do love the…

— Toby Stephens