And if wishes were pies, I'd weigh more than I do. Sir…

Except for the scale of the operation, there was nothing unusual about Hitler's massacre of the Jews. Genocide's an old tradition, as human as…

— Edward Abbey

Lord, you're Irish," said Will. "Can you make things that don't have potatoes in them? We had an Irish cook once when I was…

— Cassandra Clare

I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down…

— Jack Handey

I like to make pies. That's kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with…

— Morgan Saylor

I was born imagining myself with an apron on, with pies cooling on the window sill and babies crying upstairs. I thought that all…

— Carrie Fisher

Sermons are like pie-crust, the shorter the better.

— Austin O'Malley

The fact that I was a junkie for a long time is only one slice of my own personal pie, which is made up…

— Anthony Kiedis

“If you have half a nothing - sell it for a double something, resell half at double-price, and buy another something and a half…

— Will Advise

Positive thinking is so firmly enshrined in our culture that knocking it is a little like attacking motherhood or apple pie.

— Srikumar Rao

Another lesson about a naive fool who came to Babylon, and found out that the pie don't taste so sweet.

— Dwight Yoakam

And the bigger the fall, the bigger the joke. It would be better fun to throw a custard pie at a bishop than at…

— George Orwell

With limited shifts, low wages, and scarce benefits, it feels almost impossible for many Americans to get their slice of the pie.

— Jason Kander

If a humanist or an atheist or an agnostic says, "We'll bake you a pie," we can go right into the kitchen and bake…

— Madalyn Murray O'Hair

Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole thing. It covers a…

— Johnny Cash

My subject matter was a genuine sort of experience that came out of my life, particularly the American world in which I was privileged…

— Wayne Thiebaud