Sex is not about flush...its about soul

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

— Anonymous

“There’s something horrible in the toilet!” Daphne shouted. “Yeah, I think I forgot to flush,” Puck said. “Not that! A little man,” Granny Relda…

— Michael Buckley

When a turn doesn't flush... Flush and flush again till it works

— Anonymous

Every time someone uses a bathroom and they flush, all the bacteria is shot into the air.

— Megan Fox

“Happy Families. What's that all about, eh? A bloody busted flush is what it is. You surround yourself with other people so the night…

— Mike Carey

I don't flush the toilet after I poop because I'm really into marketing my brand.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Humankind made these religions; that our brains are capable of doing that is neither something to take too seriously — because we also make…

— Dan Harmon

It's all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are finished. Mrs. Miracle

— Debbie Macomber

Typically, when you flush the toilet, you shouldn't hear it gurgling in the shower.

— Bryan Baeumler

If shit happens, flush the toilet

— Author Name

Sometimes you're flush and sometimes you're bust, and when you're up, it's never as good as it seems, and when you're down, you never…

— Anonymous

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

— Behdad Sami

In the development business doing something for both women and the environment is the equivalent of holding a royal flush in poker.

— Abhijit Banerjee

Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle? Isn't it…

— Augusten Burroughs

“I love nature. It beats having to flush.”

— Jarod Kintz