Hey, when two beavers walk into the house, the first one…

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

— Si Robertson

Beavers build houses; but they build them in nowise differently, or better now, than they did, five thousand years ago. Ants, and honey-bees, provide…

— Abraham Lincoln

Any business or industry that pays equal rewards to its goof-off and its eager beavers sooner or later will find itself with more goof-offs…

— Mick Delaney

Reputations, like beavers and cloaks, shall last some people twice the time of others.

— Douglas William Jerrold

Contrary to popular opinion, 'Leave it to Beaver' was not a documentary.

— Stephanie Coontz

The mission of men there seems to be, like so many busy demons, to drive the forest all out of the country, from every…

— Henry David Thoreau

Five thousand years have added no improvement to the hive of the bee, nor to the house of the beaver; but look at the…

— Charles Caleb Colton

But as for Aslan himself, the Beavers and the children didn't know what to do or say when they saw him. People who have…

— C. S. Lewis

The folks who want to be left alone are the ones who actually get most of the work done, but they’re still mocked as…

— Kevin Drum

The desert seems to be a brown wasteland of dry, prickly scrub whose only purpose is to serve as a setting for the majestic…

— Jerry Spinelli

Save a tree, eat a beaver¦

— Zac Hanson

I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

— Scott Adams

Becoming yourself is really hard and confusing, and it's a process," she said in her speech. "I was completely the eager beaver in school,…

— Emma Watson

I was born in Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania, in 1917, May the 28th. So you can figure that out; that's a long ways off. Oh,…

— Papa John Creach

I started inventing things, and then I couldn't stop, like beavers, which I know about. People think they cut down trees so they can…

— Jonathan Safran Foer