Survey says: one more for the bad guys.

A new survey out says 64 percent of Americans own a smartphone. Which is interesting because in a related survey, 100 percent of smart…

— Jimmy Fallon

According to a Public Policy Polling survey, most Americans find lice and colonoscopies more appealing than Capitol Hill.

— Ron Fournier

The good news from the U.S. military survey of focus groups is that Iraqis do accept the Nuremberg principles. They understand that sectarian violence…

— Noam Chomsky

A technical survey that systematize, digest, and appraise the mid century state of psychology.

— Stanley Smith Stevens

In survey after survey, the Iraqi people say, 'We want to choose our leaders.'

— Scott McClellan

One of many problems with survey research in general is that you can only survey the survivors. In other words, if you were to…

— Thomas Sowell

I had a survey done on my house. 8 out of 10 people said they really rather liked it

— Jimmy Carr

Completing a large or difficult survey can be a very satisfying thing, especially if there have been hurdles or setbacks along the way. In…

— Mark Mason

I feel pain everywhere. A lot of guys in chairs do feel their legs. But if you don't, there's a thing called disreflex, so…

— Mark Zupan

I think somebody ought to do a survey as to how many great, important men have quit to spend time with their families who…

— Walter Cronkite

A 2001 survey of business owners with MBAs conducted by the Rochester Institute of Technology found that money was the primary motivator for only…

— Warren Farrell

Everyone takes surveys. Whoever makes a statement about human behavior has engaged in a survey of some sort.

— Andrew Greeley

Hard work pays off, dreams come true. Bad times don't last, but BAD GUYS do.

— Scott Hall

When he fights with you,and says bad stuff about himself, he is just trying to test how much you care about him.

— Anonymous

No one really says anything bad about me, they just think I'm weird.

— Ramandeep Singh