I don’t know why anyone considers grabbing a dude’s nuts…

“I might be a douchebag, but I’m not a quitter.”

— Sara Ney

“Ethereal. Sweet, like she showers in flowers, rainbows, sunshine and shit.”

— Sara Ney

“Soon she’s going to have me holding babies and volunteering with old people, I just fucking know it. Whatever. I’d do it. I’d do…

— Sara Ney

“That’s fine. I’ve been fighting for better my whole life. One scared man-child isn’t going to stop me from finding it.”

— Sara Ney

“I know she’s selfless, but only to a point. Kindhearted. Quiet. Inexperienced. Stronger than either of us recognize. Too goddamn trusting. Too goddamn sunny…

— Sara Ney

“Rhett Rabideaux may not be prince charming but he’s something else entirely: he’s real. He is who he is, and makes no apologies. He’s…

— Sara Ney

“Je ne te veux pas dans l’ autre chambre,” I repeat. “Restez avec moi.” Stay with me. Her breasts brush my chest, the pad…

— Sara Ney

“Dude, let’s be honest, you’re going to be a horrible boyfriend. Like, the fucking worst. You’re already off to a shitty start.”

— Sara Ney

“God, I like him so much. Drown in his goodness. His kind spirit and pure heart. The romance of his second language. Sweet brown…

— Sara Ney

“I’m not out of his league; he’s out of mine.”

— Sara Ney

“Shit, I don’t know what the hell I’m saying. Violet is turning me into a fucking pansy. I used to be a hard ass,…

— Sara Ney

“I’m quickly learning that Rhett Rabideaux isn’t most guys”

— Sara Ney

“Brace yourself, Jim; I’m going to date the shit out of you.”

— Sara Ney

“Is sex all you ever think about? You’re relentless.” “No, it’s not all I ever think about, but I swear, something about those goddamn…

— Sara Ney

“I wonder if life is going outside to have a smoke right now, because it just got done fucking me. Fucking me hard. Logically,”

— Sara Ney