Slather your cocks well.” Not

“We call them kilts, and we wear them so we can let our enormous cocks breathe.”

— Sophia Bleu

so many vaginas, stomachs, cocks, snouts, and flies you don't know what to do with them ... shovelsfull! ... but hearts? ... very rare!…

— Louis-Ferdinand Celine

Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself.

— Nikhil Saluja

Girls are suckers when it comes to cocks.

— Green Monk

Priests ... these turkey-cocks of God.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

Do you know why men name their cocks?" "No, why?" she asked, trying to stifle her laughter. "So most of the major decisions in…

— Linda Howard

“Cocks were made to be teased.”

— Olivia Cunning

“Roman pressed forward again so that their leaking cocks brushed against one another and then he was taking them both in his big hand.…

— Sloane Kennedy

When the stocks go up, the cocks go up!

— Xaviera Hollander

“I'm not fucking calling you a slut!" She took a step forward. "But if cocks had wings you'd be fucking airport.”

— Jay McLean

“But cocks aren’t supposed to lay eggs...” Sahil said, trying to untangle himself. “...they’re supposed to fertilise them.”

— Faraaz Kazi

Authorities have ordered a closer scrutiny of cocks in the state of Texas. Male chickens. What did you think I meant?

— Martin Dansky

Poor little men, poor little cocks! As soon as they're old enough, they swell their plumage to be conquerors. If they only knew that…

— Jean Anouilh

“I had quite the history with cocks accidentally falling into my mouth.”

— Nicole Castle

“So what if those stupid roosters don't want to crow? If we've learned to live without men, we can learn to live without cocks.”

— James Cañón