When the stocks go up, the cocks go up!

Speculation is an effort, probably unsuccessful, to turn a little money into a lot. Investment is an effort, which should be successful, to prevent…

— Fred Schwed Jr

Buy a business, don't rent stocks.

— Warren Buffett

If the market were way over priced, I wouldn't own any stocks.

— Walter Schloss

Over rolling long periods, U.S. and non-U.S. stocks tend to equalize.

— Kenneth Fisher

You can call me mercenary, or call me madam, but, as I always tell my customers - just call me anytime!

— Xaviera Hollander

Actually, if my business was legitimate, I would deduct a substantial percentage for depreciation of my body.

— Xaviera Hollander

My method is basically the same as Masters and Johnson, only they charge thousands of dollars and it's called therapy. I charge fifty dollars…

— Xaviera Hollander

Poor little men, poor little cocks! As soon as they're old enough, they swell their plumage to be conquerors. If they only knew that…

— Jean Anouilh

“But cocks aren’t supposed to lay eggs...” Sahil said, trying to untangle himself. “...they’re supposed to fertilise them.”

— Faraaz Kazi

“I'm not fucking calling you a slut!" She took a step forward. "But if cocks had wings you'd be fucking airport.”

— Jay McLean

“Roman pressed forward again so that their leaking cocks brushed against one another and then he was taking them both in his big hand.…

— Sloane Kennedy

“Cocks were made to be teased.”

— Olivia Cunning

“I had quite the history with cocks accidentally falling into my mouth.”

— Nicole Castle

“We call them kilts, and we wear them so we can let our enormous cocks breathe.”

— Sophia Bleu

Authorities have ordered a closer scrutiny of cocks in the state of Texas. Male chickens. What did you think I meant?

— Martin Dansky