She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a…

To strengthen the muscles of your heart, the best exercise is lifting someone else's spirit whenever you can.

— Dodinsky

“Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.”

— Rose Pressey

“Annabelle was practically standing on my back. It was like wearing an Annabelle backpack.”

— Rose Pressey

“Do you mind if we leave here so I can chain smoke 'til I throw up so it will be easier to quit?”

— Robyn Peterman

“I sighed. 'Ah spite, the stuff of fairy tales.”

— Molly Harper

“This look said I was uncomfortably near some line. Nikos had a lot of lines, all hidden. If you shot a marble in on…

— Mary Hughes

“It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you’ll sweat like a fat…

— Robyn Peterman

“Hubert's wife, Mindy, was a tiny powerhouse of a woman with a halo of wild blond hair and eye makeup so complex it took…

— Molly Harper

“...I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril.”

— Molly Harper

“I held it together for the rest of the drive home but as soon as Kelsey dropped me off I flopped face down on…

— Molly Harper

“Cooper! Help!' The coward turned and walked into the kitchen as if he hadn't seen me getting frogmarched by the estrogen squad.”

— Molly Harper

“Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.”

— Molly Harper

“The rest of the morning would consist of checking on a pothole in the parking lot of the village clinic and writing up a…

— Molly Harper

“He delivered the mail, ran our modest recycling program, and maintained our handful of public buildings. He also occasionally fell asleep while driving a…

— Molly Harper

“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it…

— Molly Harper