Nevermind the Soft Cell shit, that's strictly for the…

I have to work at tunes to get them to come out. Sometimes I'll sit there for four or five hours and get absolutely…

— John Scofield

“A cell phone rings. I can feel the vibration through Brittany’s pants. “It’s hers,” I say. “Answer it,” Isa Instructs. I already feel like…

— Simone Elkeles

“If I was going to sit in a cell, it would be because of some shit I was actually caught doing, not because of…

— Patrice Balark

I am just like all the jerks and idiots you know. I am just a guy that watches sports all day.

— Brian McKnight

People seem to think that you should be willing to speak to them whether they're jerks or not.

— Martha Plimpton

All guys are jerks but they get hotter with age and we learn to be more tolerant.

— Anonymous

“You talk too damn much and too damn much of it is about you.”

— Raymond Chandler

The daughters of God don't brake for jerks.

— Marianne Williamson

“If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don’t just skulk around.”

— J.M. Richards

“Don't Say all Guy Are Jerks Because Your Only Going For The Same Quy.”

— Brianna

“Yeah, well, we're all jerks at one time or another. Don't beat yourself up over it.”

— Sarah Felix Burns

“If you don't want her to go, you should say it. Those jerks who can't say a word no matter how much time passes…

— CLAMP

People should realize we're jerks just like them.

— Edward de Bono

Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts.

— Shannon Hale

“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person…

— Oliver Markus Malloy